Some bird on omegle said I look like a pufferfish haha!

Talk to me! I’m pre-drinking by myself and I need conversation

(via criquets)

GLC! GLC! You’re full of shit!

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GLC! GLC! You’re full of shit!

Anonymous:
What's your ideal girl like?

A girl from Colorado

I’m back!

Anonymous:
you are super attractive holy frack

Thank you :-)

Jinx! Jinx! Everything goes wrong #punk #punx #peterandthetesttubebabies

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Jinx! Jinx! Everything goes wrong #punk #punx #peterandthetesttubebabies

Best game ever. Best soundtrack ever. #tonyhawksunderground #angryamputees #thatswhatshesaid

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Best game ever. Best soundtrack ever. #tonyhawksunderground #angryamputees #thatswhatshesaid

Busted and disgusted #punx

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Busted and disgusted #punx

I woke up today and the outside of my left leg is slightly numb. Fuck sake